So it's Beer Friday, the $3 pints are breaking the bank, you need more cash, what to do? 

In the past we would gladly accept pink slips, first born children, mortgage titles and/or oddly arousing Yoga pyramid demonstrations (You had to be there). However, in response to customer requests we have had an ATM installed!

This is not an ATM Machine. An ATM Machine would be a machine that makes Automated Teller Machines. Get it? If you ask for the ATM Machine we will stare at you blankly. If you ask for the ATM we will smile broadly and merrily point you in the right direction.

We hope you are satisfied with the convenient access to your monies.

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